Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

blondboy (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:45 pm Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Watch it... I Like Chardonnay...

Sister Krister

Mother Superior

Sisters of Perpetual Responsibility

are you proposing, Sister, that there are others who would prefer the gonorrhea ? ! ? !

Allen (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:28 am are you proposing, Sister, that there are others who would prefer the gonorrhea ? ! ? !

I suspect someone who does not like Chardonnay...

Hmmmm and here I thought Sister Kristoff would have preferred a Port or a Rose.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:08 am Hmmmm and here I thought Sister Kristoff would have preferred a Port or a Rose.

Smooth Canadian Whisky. The service when father Nelson uses it instead of wine is quite popular...

I've heard "single malt" whiskey is better. Never having tasted whiskey, I speak from heresay only.

Actually, I tried Scotch once: tasted like fermented crankcase oil. Scotch must be an acquired taste.

I'll stick to Gin and Tonic on the rocks, preferably Bombay Sapphire.

Gin! Talk about an accuired taste! eeek, like sucking on juniper....

I can remember making my first martini. Looked it up, mixed it. Honestly, my first thought was that it was like drinking a Christmas tree.

And for all that, I'll still take a gin & tonic any day. Heheheh.

Yeah my grandfather drank gin all the time.. I never knew any better, as I was quite little... but I always wondered why he smelled like pine needles.