A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an

attractive woman.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and

decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering

for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him

to return this to the woman.

It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes

CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful

homes in Aspen , Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even

for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.

Just send the bottle back!!!

just posted that on so funny

thank you