Q: What were the drummers last words?

A: "Hey, guys, I wrote a couple songs".

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?

A: A savings bond eventually matures and makes money.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it takes 20 beers to make the room spin.

Q: What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4 - one to change the bulb and three to bitch about the bulb being electric.

Q: What do you say to the mandolin player with a beautiful lady on his arm?

A: "Nice tattoo".

Q: What does the stripper do with her asshole every day at 4 o'clock?

A: Drops him off at band practice.

Q: What's perfect pitch with a viola?

A: about 20 feet with the lid up.

Q: How do you get a viola player to play vibrato?

A: Mark the passage "solo"...

At the International Accordian Convention, they have a "Lady of Spain" seminar.

it's not a question, it's for those who like all the "traditional" accordian hits.

Q: What is the diference between a bull and an orchestra?

A: The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in back.

What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. ...

Q: How do you get a soprano in a Volkswagen?

A: Grease her hips and put a twinkey on the dashboard.

Q: How can you tell a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Q:

jenny (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:30 am What is the difference between a

large pizza and a musician?

A: The pizza can feed four people.

Q: How do you get a guitar player to stop?

A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Q: How many musician jokes are there?

A: Two. The rest are all true.