A man goes to the bar that he goes to every day after work like clock work. He orders his usual beer. When the bartender serves him the man replies, "Keep 'em coming, I'm going to get fucked up tonight." Bartender replies, "You should drink mixed drinks, gets you a lot more drunk a lot faster." Man replies, "Never had a mixed drink before." Bartender tells him that he will make him a whiskey and the first one is on the house. Man drinks the first one and states, "Keep them coming, these are great." Once he gets really drunk he leaves. He returns to the bar the next day and orders his usual beer. Bartender asks him if he didn't like the mixed drinks. Man replies that he did but he got so fucked up that he blew chunks. Bartender explains that it is normal to be sick after drinking the first time. Man replies, "You don't understand, I blew chunks all night." Bartender tells him that is normal for as much as he drank. Man replies, "You dont understand, chunks is my dog!"