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improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:09 am
by AmberBliss (imported)
yesterday i came up with my own improvised method of castration based on the concept of the Burzzido, it involved a C clamp, a flat steel bar, a table top, and a little imagination. Basically i placed my testes on the table, then used the C clamp to press the thin side of the steel bar into my scrotum just above the testes in an attempt to crush the cords. My question is, how will i know if it was effective? And if so, how long will it take for the testes to diasappear?

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:09 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
I can say from experience that the probability of success is small. --FLO--

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:13 am
by AmberBliss (imported)
i figured as much, but it was worth a shot..

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:49 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
Once upon a time so did I. Nice avatar. --FLO--

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:51 am
by smoothie36 (imported)
If it hurts like hell, you might succeed.

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:43 am
by AmberBliss (imported)
yeah, i dont think it hurt enough...

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:17 am
by homptydumpty (imported)
please AmberBliss, think about what you are attempting to due. im sure you know what your doing but think of the after math! allot can go wrong when you are crushing blood vessels.

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Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:20 am
by devi (imported)
My advise is to go ahead and "blow" a few thousand dollars for an orchiectomy and expenses. It is well worth it and I have heard of people blowing that much on cruise ships and then finding out they're not really having fun afterall. Even if you are like me and money does not come in too easily and it figures out to be about nine months rent for a seven by twenty-seven foot box in a trailer court (but a very nice one), it is still worth it and then you can truly, honestly say that you have nothing (male) holding you back. Really.

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:48 am
by IbPervert (imported)
Easiest way for self castration, and it is based on a true story...thanks to DrawinAwards.com

Go to a golf course or golf range walk up to the ball washer, put some money in to start then drop your balls in! You will most likely wake up in the emergency room and it will hurt like hell! But its quick and effective.😄:dong::D

Note: I wont be held responsible if your stupid enough to actually do this!

Re: improvised castration

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:01 pm
by mrt (imported)
AmberBliss (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:09 am yesterday i came up with my own improvised method of castration based on the concept of the Burzzido, it involved a C clamp, a flat steel bar, a table top, and a little imagination. Basically i placed my testes on the table, then used the C clamp to press the thin side of the steel bar into my scrotum just above the testes in an attempt to crush the cords. My question is, how will i know if it was effective? And if so, how long will it take for the testes to diasappear?

Amber you have a mainstream reason (transexuality) for getting surgery but for God's sake do it with a real surgeon.

Check out http://marcibowers.com/grs/history.html

*As one example. I think Dr Bowers suggests you not get an Orchiectomy but go straight to GRS. Money wise, recovery time? I'm not all clear because thats not my deal but email her. She does answer emails - Tell her your situation and see what she suggests.