Some clairvoyicious famous last words (and yes, that is a

made up that word, just 'cause it sounds better than "prescient"):

I'll get a world record for this.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

Nice doggie.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Don't be so superstitious.

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and don't forget "The Titanic is unsinkable"

They couldn’t hit an elephant from that dist—

Safety, schmaefty

Funny, this didn't happen last time...

Can I pet it?

Yes dear, you DO look fat in that.

What's wrong? Let me tell you what's wrong!

If we run across the ice won't have TIME to break.

Don't worry, the acid is in the OTHER jar.