A Special Set Of Rules For Men
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:58 pm
A SPECIAL SET OF RULES FOR MEN
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules
4. If the Females suspects the Male is making some sense of The Rules, she will immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female says or does something that could be interpreted as being wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male, who doesnt abide by The Rules, obviously cant take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. It is the job of The Female to regularly remind the Male that he obviously cant take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
16. Any attempt by The Male to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
17. At no time can the Male make such comments as Insignificant and Is that all? when the Female is complaining.
SPECIAL RULE: If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void!
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules
4. If the Females suspects the Male is making some sense of The Rules, she will immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female says or does something that could be interpreted as being wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male, who doesnt abide by The Rules, obviously cant take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. It is the job of The Female to regularly remind the Male that he obviously cant take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
16. Any attempt by The Male to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
17. At no time can the Male make such comments as Insignificant and Is that all? when the Female is complaining.
SPECIAL RULE: If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void!