Would be bloody effective though

A good friend of mine from high school had moved in with me for a while, just after leaving the Jehovah's Witness church. His parents were upset with him for leaving the church, so every week they would have a couple of people come over to see him, after the third or fourth week of this he was getting tired of the women coming to the door trying to convince him to come back to the Church, so my friend being the semi crazy person knew that they were at the door again, He answers the door in the nude, both of the women turned beet red, said " We're sorry to bother you." They never came back again.

So that sort of thing works well.

Eunuken (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:05 am A good friend of mine from high school had moved in with me for a while, just after leaving the Jehovah's Witness church...

So that sort of thing works well.

I could never work up the nerve to do that to those damn Jehovah's Witnesses. They came by my house every Sunday morning for many years. I planned many times to really screw with them but since they were these late-model Buick driving sweet old ladies I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I ended up just dropping to the floor and hiding until they left (they often kept-a-knockin' for long ass time...).

Listening to them drone on for an hour about the latest Our Daily Bread and whatever other pamphlets they brought while trying to remain nice and keep that fake smile on my face was just to much to handle early Sunday morning whereas most likely I had dropped off into a drunken sleep only a couple hours earlier.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:56 am I could never work up the nerve to do that to those damn Jehovah's Witnesses. They came by my house every Sunday morning for many years. I planned many times to really screw with them but since they were these late-model Buick driving sweet old ladies I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I ended up just dropping to the floor and hiding until they left (they often kept-a-knockin' for long ass time...).

Listening to them drone on for an hour about the latest Our Daily Bread and whatever other pamphlets they brought while trying to remain nice and keep that fake smile on my face was just to much to handle early Sunday morning whereas most likely I had dropped off into a drunken sleep only a couple hours earlier.

Just invite them in for a Rosary.....

Mormon boys I just invite in for a romp in the hay.

As for Jehova's Witnesses, just open the door and stick a shotgun in their faces. Works every time. I only had to do it once.

How did her tits get on her ass?

I'll redirect the Campus Crusaders for Christ to Paolo's house...But I wanna be there to see the excitement

kristoff wrote: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:37 am Mormon boys I just invite in for a romp in the hay.

Did any of them ever take you up on it? Some of them are pretty cute.

Slammr (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:26 pm Did any of them ever take you up on it? Some of them are pretty cute.

I wish, but no....