There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the

organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be

done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up

some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would

shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though

because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't

be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said.

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon

tewday"

Do you know why the Jig fugue by Bach is called the Jig fugue? (Gigue Fugue).

That's because the melody comes three times in the hands and when it comes in the feet, the organist dances the jig.

Imagine the jiggling buttocks and wobbly breasts.

Kinda makes your hair and the pipes stand on end.

Dave, go back to bed.

Studlover

...then there was the organist who chased the Preacher around the sanctuary and finally caught him by the organ?

...then their

A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:38 am was the organist who chased the Preacher around the sanctuaty and finally caught him by the organ?

A-1, Dave, Go back to bed!

Studlover

Since someone has raised the subject of an organ:-

Did you hear about the two religious lesbians? They were simply two hers playing hims without an organ.

LOL

colin (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:00 pm Since someone has raised the subject of an organ:-

Did you hear about the two religious lesbians? They were simply two hers playing hims without an organ.

LOL

Colin, you, also, can go back to bed!

Studlover

A Texan Baptist preacher lost his rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts proved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone who knows its whereabouts could advise accordingly The following Sunday, while in church, he asked: "Who has a cock?"

And all the men stood up.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said: "I mean, who,

amongst you, has seen a cock last night?".

All the women stood up.

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."

Studlover,

Just remember...

2 people in every 1 is a schizophrenic.