A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front

porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. The

little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa replied, "Can your wee wee touch you’re butt?"

The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man

enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your wee wee touch your butt?" The

little boy answered no, again.

Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked "Can your wee wee touch your butt?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my wee wee can touch my butt!!!"

The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies

for me."