the oldest jokes I know
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:29 am
to wit (less, not more):
Man walks into a bar and he sets an 18 inch high upright piano and a 12 inch piano player on the bar. The bartender asks: "What's that?" and the man replies: "Aw, I rubbed this funny lamp and a Genie popped out. I told him I wanted a 12 inch penis and this is what he gave me."
Even more free wit:
A man walks into a bar and the piano player has a trained monkey, dressed in colorful clothes and a little hat, holding a cup. The man orders a beer and the monkey runs over and pees in it. The man stands astounded. He orders another beer and the monkey does the same thing. Incredulous, the man goes over to the piano player and taps his shoulder, saying: "Do you know that monkey just peed in my beer." and the piano player says: "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it."
Man walks into a bar and he sets an 18 inch high upright piano and a 12 inch piano player on the bar. The bartender asks: "What's that?" and the man replies: "Aw, I rubbed this funny lamp and a Genie popped out. I told him I wanted a 12 inch penis and this is what he gave me."
Even more free wit:
A man walks into a bar and the piano player has a trained monkey, dressed in colorful clothes and a little hat, holding a cup. The man orders a beer and the monkey runs over and pees in it. The man stands astounded. He orders another beer and the monkey does the same thing. Incredulous, the man goes over to the piano player and taps his shoulder, saying: "Do you know that monkey just peed in my beer." and the piano player says: "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it."