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Just when you think there's no justice...

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:02 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Just when you think there's no justice ... A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.

The cardboard box was there too; about "half" of Gertrude remained, and there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.

Have a nice day."

Re: Just when you think there's no justice...

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:33 pm
by jemagirl (imported)
Sorry maybe it's me but my BS meter is reading abnormally high. ;)

Re: Just when you think there's no justice...

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:27 am
by Dave (imported)
"sorry we snorted your sister..."

Hell, it was the best time she had in years.

Re: Just when you think there's no justice...

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:43 am
by A-1 (imported)
jemagirl (imported) wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:33 pm Sorry maybe it's me but my BS meter is reading abnormally high. ;)

Well, the part about the "bullet riddled corpse" was embellishment, but the rest of it was true... (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp)

Actually, there is no telling what stupid criminal tricks (http://www.langston.com/Fun_People/1993/1993AHU.html) might happen next...