Why girls are evil
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:13 pm
Why girls are evil: The proof
First, we have to state that Girls consume both Time and Money. This should be obvious and need no further proof.
1: Girls = Time * Money
Second, we have all heard the expression "time is money", and we may for the sake of this proof assume that it is true. So:
2: Time = Money
That means that we can now simplify our first statement thus:
1.1a: Girls = Money* Money
Or:
1.1b: Girls = (Money)^2
To be sure, "money is the root of all evil".
3: √ Evil = Money
Therefore we can restate 1.1b thus:
1.1c: Girls = (√ Evil )^2
Which, of course, can be simplified like this:
1.2: Girls = Evil
QED.
First, we have to state that Girls consume both Time and Money. This should be obvious and need no further proof.
1: Girls = Time * Money
Second, we have all heard the expression "time is money", and we may for the sake of this proof assume that it is true. So:
2: Time = Money
That means that we can now simplify our first statement thus:
1.1a: Girls = Money* Money
Or:
1.1b: Girls = (Money)^2
To be sure, "money is the root of all evil".
3: √ Evil = Money
Therefore we can restate 1.1b thus:
1.1c: Girls = (√ Evil )^2
Which, of course, can be simplified like this:
1.2: Girls = Evil
QED.
