JesusA (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:53 pm A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well quick. From the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."



A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,"Excuse me, Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "Fook no, ye'd ne'er bring 'em back!"



The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

B) 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."