I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids!
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:26 am
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........
A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he finally says, "Do you know me?" To which
she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's History
teacher."
A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he finally says, "Do you know me?" To which
she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's History
teacher."