What did the vegan zombie say?

GRRRAAAINSS, GRRAAINNSS....

Grains will give a Zombie diarrhea, their colons can't handle it.

cuz, u know, diarrhea is such a bitch when you already have chunks of rotting flesh oozing off your body...

i must admit i did not think my first post in months on this site would be about runny-poopin' zombies !!!

dont let them in my house or ill be saying o no now i have to clean up the

STAAAAAIIIINS STAAAAAIIIIIIINS

I dont know but this reminds me of our good friend in the Chat room Sheep, Baaaa Baaaaaa

River