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Einstein's theory of marraige

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:06 pm
by Dave (imported)
Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Re: Einstein's theory of marraige

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:50 pm
by n3rf (imported)
Is this REALY a true story ?? Why they should TEACH this in the Class Room ??

N3RF

Re: Einstein's theory of marraige

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:52 pm
by kristoff
n3rf (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:50 pm Is this REALY a true story ?? Why they should TEACH this in the Class Room ??

N3RF

Of course, it is true. As a a relative student of Einsteinian theory we had to study extensively. He wife's boobs were as extensive as his intellect. They teach it in school classrooms because we all have right to know, and history must be taught accurately.

Re: Einstein's theory of marraige

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:10 am
by Dave (imported)
And it makes a great joke to tell the retired ladies at the old age home.