stopped by a mounted policeman

[Dave (imported)]

Nice horse

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

[numnuts (imported)]

Heh heh. The little girl was implying that the cop was a dick! LoL. She probably got that from her Mom. Heh heh.

[Dave (imported)]

Horses might be hung better than cops, but they aren't as cuddly in bed.

[numnuts (imported)]

Why do they lead horses to water if they can't make them drink?

[kristoff]

Why do they lead horses to water if they can't make them drink?

They only give them water? What dumb sumbitch thot of that. Next time, try whiskey

[tugon (imported)]

I would have read this sooner if the title was "stopped and mounted by a policeman". I may have to find me one.

[Sara (imported)]

awww i wish i had a little smart mouth like that. lol good kid

[Dave (imported)]

My Brother says that no intelligent vetenarian would stand behind an awake mare to perform Artificial Insemmination because the mare could kick him back across the barn twenty or thirty feet when he sticks his hands... uh inside...

[A-1 (imported)]

What do you call a cat riding a horse bareback?

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Why, ...a mounted pussy...of course!

[Dave (imported)]

One might even say - A Buckaroo Beaver