The Cowboy (Dedicated to A-1)

[Studlover (imported)]

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,

going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring

calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my

dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon

as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think

about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women

when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and

asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"*

*

He replied, "I always thought I was, *

*but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."** *

[Kangan (imported)]

Wow! I guess that makes me a lesbian too!