Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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AAAAAHA-HA-HA!!!

Loved it!

Here's a blond joke back at ya:

This guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender brings it to him and they customer asks, "Have you heard the joke about the two blonds helping build a habitat for humanity house?"

The bartender says, "Before you tell that joke did you notice that the guy sitting next to you is blond, the table behind you has two blond girls and I'm blond. Now, do you really want to tell a blond joke?"

The guy responds, "Not if I have to tell it four times."

T.