Fighting Terrorists the Easy Way

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

As you may already know, it is a sin for any radical Sh'ia muslim man to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So, next Saturday at 4:00pm eastern time we expect all American women to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any radical muslims living or passing nearby. The women should circle their block for one hour for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawnchairs in front of their houses to prove they are not radical muslims. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your radical muslim anti-terrorist attitude.

[Riverwind (imported)]

You forgot that you sould be cooking pork ribs on the bar b. unless of course your Jewish in witch case just put up a star of david, or cross or something like that.

River

[Hash (imported)]

Some women look good naked, but most where I live? Well I'm not sure if I'd appreciate it or not. Probably one out of 10 are worth it. Have you walked in the mall or shopped for groceries? I think I'd close my eyes and turn my head if I saw most of my neighborhood women naked. Maybe there's a reason these Muslims kill themselves.

[colin (imported)]

Be no good for me then.

I am a TT homosexual!

LOL

[Kangan (imported)]

As you may already know, it is a sin for any radical Sh'ia muslim man to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So, next Saturday at 4:00pm eastern time we expect all American women to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any radical muslims living or passing nearby. The women should circle their block for one hour for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawnchairs in front of their houses to prove they are not radical muslims. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your radical muslim anti-terrorist attitude.

I think that this might also work at the airport security checkpoints.

Great idea!:D

[SplitDik (imported)]

Some women look good naked, but most where I live? Well I'm not sure if I'd appreciate it or not. Probably one out of 10 are worth it. Have you walked in the mall or shopped for groceries? I think I'd close my eyes and turn my head if I saw most of my neighborhood women naked. Maybe there's a reason these Muslims kill themselves.

Ah ha! I knew you were a terrorist!