INVESTMENT HOT TIPS

Investment tips for 2006....for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor And make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2006.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join force and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang

A-1

A-1 , stay right where you are. We are sending a delegation over to check on your meds. --FLO--

A1, those were wonderful, thank you,

River

Be careful. I believe my company has trademarks on several of these complany names. Be prepared to be contacted by my law firm -- Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe.

Litigiously yours,

Don

DonnyMac (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:29 am Be careful. I believe my company has trademarks on several of these complany names. Be prepared to be contacted by my law firm -- Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe.

Litigiously yours,

Don

Oh Yeah?

Well, I have just the thing for fucking lawyers who screw lots of people...

...it's called the Legal AIDS society...



A-1

Jeeeeesus H. Christmas. I think someone ought to get the fuck outta here.

MEEEE