Waitress
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Muffer (imported)
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Re: Waitress
Muffer (imported) wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:20 pm never tell a waitress you'l eat what ever she puts on your plate, she might jump on it
On the other hand, one might get lucky if they order a "sheep herder's special" from the good looking waiter: A cup of coffee and a piece of you.
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A-1 (imported)
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Re: Waitress
Customer to waitress conversation...
"...excuse me maa'm, but your thumb is in my soup..."
"...yes, I sprung it carrying trays last week and the doctor told me that I have to keep it warm."
:realpisse
"...in that case lady, why don't you stick it up your ass..."
"OH!, That's what I have to do when I am back in the kitchen..."
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"...excuse me maa'm, but your thumb is in my soup..."
"...yes, I sprung it carrying trays last week and the doctor told me that I have to keep it warm."
:realpisse
"...in that case lady, why don't you stick it up your ass..."
"OH!, That's what I have to do when I am back in the kitchen..."
A-1