tastes like butter
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:30 am
> > A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
> >
> > "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
> >
> > "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
> >
> > "What do you mean?" Jim asked.
> >
> > "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."
> >
> > Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
> >
> > A few monthes later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
> >
> > Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! - I lost two inches already!"
> >
> > "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
> >
> > "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
> >
> > "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed.
> >
> > "Dammit, Jim, Crisco's shortening! You gotta follow the recipe!
> >
> > "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
> >
> > "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
> >
> > "What do you mean?" Jim asked.
> >
> > "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."
> >
> > Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
> >
> > A few monthes later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
> >
> > Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! - I lost two inches already!"
> >
> > "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
> >
> > "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
> >
> > "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed.
> >
> > "Dammit, Jim, Crisco's shortening! You gotta follow the recipe!