Through the years I have thought of several t-shirts I would wear. One was inspired by going to college at the local universities branch. The university was in Licking County, Ohio and I thought the college t-shirt should read

LICKING U

Another t-shirt idea came from the popularity of ask me about my grandkids t-shirts but for me it would read

ASK ME ABOUT MY

MISSPENT YOUTH

Finally as a eunuch a t-shirt for the rare trips to the gay bars or pride marches would read

ANATOMICALLY CORRECTED

Any other t-shirt ideas?