A priest was busy hearing confessions and the church was packed with parishoners. He was on a very tight schedule and only had one hour left for confessions. All of a sudden nature called and he had to answer. Of course he did not want to get behind in schedule.

He looked out at the congregation and all of a sudden he had an idea. He motioned for the church's maintenace man to come over. He explained the situation and asked if he could sit and hear a few confessions. The priest said he knew this was highly irregular but he had to go. The maintenance man said sure but what do I do? The priest showed him a sheet of paper with two columns. One list was the sins that might be confessed and the other list was the penance he was to give for the sins. Being curious the maintenance man said he would try it and the priest said he would be back in a few minutes.

While the maintenace man was studying the list a man came in and kneeled and recited the opening prayer of confession, Bless me Father......... The first sin to be confessed was that he received a blowjob from someone not his wife. The maintenance man began looking for blowjob on the list and could not find it. He was stalling for time and looking out the curtain for the priest.

He finally spots an altar boy and flags him over. He asks the altar boy what does father gives for a blow job. The young man answers $5 and a snickers bar.