A man goes into the church confessional to confess his sins.....

The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"

"I lusted," O'Leary replied.

"Tell me about it," the priest said.

O'Leary then related his story. "Father, I am a delivery man for a parcel delivery company. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!! She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And then she asked seductively if I would like to come in."

"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.

"Father, I did not go in her house .....but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted!!" replied the man.

"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."

"A reward, Father? Gosh!! .What do you think my reward might be?" O'Leary asked excitedly.

The priest replied, ".....Well, I think a bale of hay would be most appropriate ...you stupid ass!