BREAKING NEWS

In a startling development today, the Betty Ford Clinic for addiction recovery and treatment, admitted ten Hollywood reporters for Mel Gibson addiction. Clinic director Nancy Nightwillow-Noone explained "Why this is as bad as the addictions we saw for Madonna's Boustierre and Bill Clinton's p, p, p, member."

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