Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You



10. The post office wall has several photos of you sleeping.

9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes.

8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street.

7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out.

6. You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video."

5. Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record".

4. The local news is only reporting things that happen in your living room.

3. Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico".

2. You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house.

1. Suddenly, you discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass.













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Yeah, that and your wiretapper sneezes or coughs.

I gave him plenty to listen to last night.

The little eunuchs guarding the plutonium in the basement ran out of beer, and boy, were they pissed off! Then one of them opened fire on a rat with his automatic weapon and tore up the drywall...that and it's been cold and wet, and the weed isn't growing too well in the garden, either. Then the DVD player messed up and they couldn't watch their hardcore porn. All in all, not a good night in the old basement here...

I've always suspected A-1 as being an international anarchist. I only revealed my suspicious about him during a seance months when I managed to communicate with J. Edgar Hoover. I tried to tell Hoover my worries about A-1 but all Hoover wanted to ask was, "Do I look better in pink or blue?"

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue May 23, 2006 10:03 am I've always suspected A-1 as being an international anarchist. I only revealed my suspicious about him during a seance months when I managed to communicate with J. Edgar Hoover. I tried to tell Hoover my worries about A-1 but all Hoover wanted to ask was, "Do I look better in pink or blue?"

You'd be BLUE for a while if you ever saw him in pink...

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