Thousands of years ago, a caveman came out of his cave. He stood before his two pets, a cat and a dog and held up a stick. He said "I will now throw this stick, and whichever of you brings this stick back will be man's best friend. The other will be worshiped the world over." The caveman threw the stick and the dog immediatly ran after it. The cat stretched out and waited for the man to begin bowing and offering food.

Yep, that's about right.

A dog wants to go out and you say no so he goes and lies down. A cat wants to go out and will pester you, get in your face and otherwise make your life miserable as possable until you give in and let him out.

The joys of being a servant of a cat.

River

Cats = pussy = women

It doesn't matter if it's 4-legged felines or the two legged variety sometimes called wives, girlfriends or lovers. They were destined to tell men what to do and run (ruin) their lives. It's just a biological fact...and it proves once and for all...God is a woman.