A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother told him that there's no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he became a little ticked off, so when he went to feed the chickens, he kicked a chicken.

When he went to feed the cows, he kicked a cow.

When he went to feed the pigs, he kicked a pig.

When he went back in for breakfast, his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asked.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow,! so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father came down for breakfast and kicked the cat half-way across the kitchen.

The little boy looked up at his mother with a smile, and said, "You going to tell him, or should I?"

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