The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.

Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.

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I am not about to lick the backside of a George W. Bush stamp.

Tugon

Awwww why not....A-1 did it for the first four years of Bush's reign and he's no worse for it.....In fact, I think A-1 is beginning to see the inner light of liberalism.

I know, I'll go wash out my mouth with Lava soap now.

Tugon

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon May 08, 2006 10:57 am Awwww why not....A-1 did it for the first four years of Bush's reign and he's no worse for it.....In fact, I think A-1 is beginning to see the inner light of liberalism.

I know, I'll go wash out my mouth with Lava soap now.

Mackie,

I understand. It is impossible for a lover of Saddam Hussain to remain intact.

Yes, Liberalism DOES have an "INNER LIGHT".

IT'S JUST THAT IN SOME CASES IT ISN'T SO BRIGHT.



A-1

It's called "Howard Dean". The light is on, but nobody's home.

Paolo wrote: Tue May 09, 2006 4:22 am It's called "Howard Dean". The light is on, but nobody's home.

...and it certainly isn't too bright, either.

A-1