Q. What do they call pastors in Germany.

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible.

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Were there cars in the Bible.

A. Yes. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. The apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible.

A. Sampson. He brought the house down.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark.

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Q. Which area of Palestine was very wealthy.

A. Jordan, because it's banks were always overflowing.

Q. Did you know it's a sin for a wife to make the coffee.

A. Yup. Says in the Bible......He-brews

Humble apologies to Andrew and the Flaming Nun