A aged man and wife were discussing the fact the man was now able to sign up for Social Security, but he had no birth certificate. He told his wife not wo worry he had a way to prove his age.

He went down to the SS opfficer and returned with the news the clerk had believed that he was now 65.

"How did you prove it," asked his wife.

"Easy, I just opened my shirt and showed her my wrinkled skin and the gray hair onmy chest and she signed me up."

"That's interesting,": said the wife. "Too bad you didn;t drop your pants, you could have gotten disability payments, too."