Butcher Shop

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Butcher Shop

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately,

the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor

happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if

your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of

the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to

it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately,

the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor

happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if

your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of

the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to

it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .