A husband had just finished reading a new book, YOU CAN BE THE

MAN OF YOUR HOUSE

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a

finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to

Know that I

AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare

me a

gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you

will serve

me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are

going to

draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel

me dry

and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied..."The funeral director would be my guess."