Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:03 pm MOTHER SUPERIOR CALLS ALL THE NUNS TOGETHER FOR A MEETING IN HER OFFICE.

"I MUST TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING. I'VE JUST LEARNED THAT WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT."

"PRAISE THE LORD!" SAYS A BLONDE NUN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM. "I AM ...LIKE.. Soooooooooo TIRED OF CHARDONNAY!"

Yup, stupid Nun jokes (old, old, Nun jokes)