This would make a great holiday gift for someone:

http://www.davidcerny.cz/EN/piss.html

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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from

an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the

government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next

generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of

security while you're actually being screwed.

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom room was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"