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Millennia Year Application Software System

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:30 am
by Studlover (imported)
Millennia Year Application Software System

This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software

system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all

firm data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as

the "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS). Next Monday

at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to

everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month

so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at

MYASS.

As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not

addressed the networking aspects, so currently only one person at a

time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS

expands. Several people are using the program already and have come to

depend on it. Just this morning I walked into a subordinate's office

and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS.

I've noticed that some of the less technical personnel are somewhat

afraid of MYASS. Just last week, when asked to enter some information

into the program, I had a secretary say to me "I'm a little nervous,

I've never put anything in MYASS before." I volunteered to help her

through her first time and when we were through she admitted that it

was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing

it again. She went so far as to say that after using SAP and Oracle,

she was ready to kiss MYASS.

I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon

initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has been

eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however,

protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. We planned this

database to encompass all information associated with the business. So

as you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want

into MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be

commonplace to walk by an office and see a manager hand a paper to an

employee and say "Here, stick this in MYASS".

This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the company

during recent OSHA and EPA audits. After requesting certain historical

data the agency representatives were amazed at how quickly we provided

the information. When asked how the numbers could be retrieved so

rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated "Simple, I just

pulled them out of MYASS".