Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ?

Plant bird seed !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What do you call a very rude bird ?

A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !