vasectomies

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A

nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns

while they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown

and begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he says, "My God, what are you doing?" To which she

replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean

procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as

she completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns

to him, he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, and gives him a blow job.

The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a

hand job and he gets a blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between

Medicare and private insurance."