Useful Medical Terms

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USEFUL MEDICAL TERMS

Artery - Study of Paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What to do when treatment fails

Bowels - Letters like A,E,I,O,U

Cat scan - Searching for kitty

Colic - Sheep dog

Coma - punctuation mark

D & C - Where Washington is

Enema - Not a friend

G.I. Series - Soldiers' ball game

Hangnail - Coat hook

Impotent - Distinguished; well known

Labor pain - Getting hurt at work

Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate

Node - Was aware of (past tense of Know)

Outpatient - fainted

Pap smear - fatherhood test

Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis

Prostate - Flat on your back

Protein - Favoring young people

Rectum - Dang near killed 'em

Seizure - Roman emperor

Serology - Study of knighthood

Tumor - An extra pair

Urine - Opposite of "you're out"

Varicose - Located near by

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