Me -vs- Da Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow. When

your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your

boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When

your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're

overstepping your authority. When your boss does

the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're

being rude. When your boss skips a few rules,

he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering

around. When your boss is out of the office,

he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always

sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must

be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going

for an interview. When your boss applies for

leave, it's because he's overworked.