Unwelcome Visitor

[Patient (imported)]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then ties the girl to the bed and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[Robby (imported)]

"What do you mean he's gay!? I thought he was kissing you and went to the bathroom to clean up before making love to you my honey.", said the tied up husband.

Not wanting to cause more panic, the wife said, "Honey, you don't want him to kill the both of us, do you?"

Now the husband is really worked up, anticipating the return of the visitor. "Why do you think he will kill the both of us?", said the husband.

"I don't honey, but you asked me to please this guy and not make him angry. Now that you know he is gay and thinks you are really cute, he wants to have his way with you. I hope you know I love you dear."

By now the ex-convict found what he needed and re-enters the bedroom...

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[kb57z (imported)]

By now the ex-convict found what he needed...

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... a melon from the icebox.

He's heard the reputed Arabic proverb that runs "a woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstacy" and wants to try it out.

[Slammr (imported)]

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By now the ex-convict found what he needed and re-enters the bedroom...

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Hearing the bathroom door open, he looked up. The convict had stripped and had an erection -- at least eight inches of cock. But that's not what worried him the most. In his hand, the convict carried a plunger. The entire handle was covered with Vaseline.

[Patient (imported)]

Thank you all for your replies. You have turned a merely amusing story into an absolutely hilarious one!