You Think YOU Have Family Problems???

Two men met at a bus stop striking up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:

“A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my stepmother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was half-brother because he was my father’s son. But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter, which made him my wife’s grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER!”

And you think YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS????

Studlover (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:48 am You Think YOU Have Family Problems???

Two men met at a bus stop striking up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:

“A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my stepmother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was half-brother because he was my father’s son. But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter, which made him my wife’s grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER!”

And you think YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS????

This is why you should have become a Eunuch many, many years ago....

Robby (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:44 am This is why you should have become a Eunuch many, many years ago....

Robby, that is the story of my life: Day late and dollar short.

Studlover