This guy gets arrested and sent to jail. His cellmate tells him he

will like jail, here's why.

Cellmate: "you like church?"

Newguy: "its ok"

Cellmate: "on Sundays we get to go to church, you gonna like Sundays"

Newguy: "I guess"

Cellmate: "You like basketball"

Newguy: "Yea, I like basketball"

Cellmate: " You gonna like Mondays, on Mondays we play basketball"

Cellmate: "You like baseball?"

Newguy: "yes"

Cellmate: "On Tuesdays we play baseball except when it rains, then we

play cards - you like cards"

Newguy: "yea"

Cellmate: "You like sex?"

Newguy: "yes"

Cellmate; "you like sex with women or men"

Newguy: "Women"

Cellmate: " you no like sex with men"

Newguy: "NO"

Cellmate: "you not gonna like Wednesdays"