A young man had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. He finally

saves up enough money and goes to the dealer's shop. After selecting

the perfect bike, the dealer warns him if he leaves the Harley out in

the rain, the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the young man an

old biker's trick; keep a jar of Vaseline handy and smear it on the

chrome if the bike must be left in the rain.

A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She

asks him to come home with her to meet her parents and have dinner. He

readily agrees and the date is set.

At the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her

parents house. Before they go in she tells him they have a family

tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first

person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen

minutes the young man decides to speed things up so he reaches over and

kisses the woman in front of her family. No one says a word!!

Next, he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws her on the

table and has sex with her in front of everyone. And no one says a

word!!!

Now he is getting desperate so he grabs her mother and throws her on the

dining room table. They have even wilder sex and no one says a word!!!

By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next when

he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the

chrome on his Harley so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his

Vaseline. And the father says, "Okay, dammit, I'll do the dishes.!!!"