A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks

him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towards employment,"

and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100% . . . a Bouncing Betty exploded near me and blew my

testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K., I can hire you right now. The hours are

from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.

then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we

sit around scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."