TomBa boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an

absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices

she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. TomBa asks her about

it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual

statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest

average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the

way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto

Kowalski, nice to meet you."