Yes indeedy, it is time for another episode of "What people type into a search engine and end up at the archive".

This list is somewhat small, but great none-the-less.

Forced Sex Change (won't that suprise the boss!).

Consensual snuff (what was this person thinking?).

She Gagged Him (she did now, did she?).

Where is my husband (out reading the Archive, what else would you think?).

Aaron Carter's Penis (just what do you intend to do with Mr. Carters johnson?).

Mistress crush prostrate (ouch, ouch ouch).

Firecracker explode (only down Paolo's drawers).

Crotch Pain (best see the doctor. Don't read anything here!!!!!!!!)

Men hung by thier testicles (really? Where?).

Shrink penis reduce size smaller (obvious).

a 1 s questions for kindergarten children (A1? You started teaching? May I ask what?).

Fucking the cabin boy (wouldn't it be much nicer if he fetched you dinner?).

Burdizzo lady (Is that like a "bag lady"?).

Micropenis photo (just get out a camera and aim downwards).

Pantyhose pervert (guess you have to pervert yourself somewhere. I'm into computers.).

Tier sex (sex on all floors.).

Castrate attendant leaker. (Who knows.).

Ripped off scrotum (ouch, ouch, ouch).

talula eunuch. (well, thank you.).

Pussy for rent (perhaps a street corner would be better for your interests).

Kidnapping harems (I think the eunuch guards would have something to say.).

Girl spanked and soaped (punished and clean.).

Penis chop (ouch, ouch, ouch.).

When women rule (Not male, or if is, never been married).

pueros (there you go big guy!!!!!!).

site eunuch.org drill (not at me you don't).

Swallow my dick (Some one want to help this guy out?).

_searchbox (You really didn't want to end up here did you).

Amazon Eunuch (Where?).

Love Smiles (You really didn't want to end up here either.).

Play Boy (No, that is Playboy. Now you will never read the magazine again!!!).

Doctor cutting edge my clit (Ask your doctor.....)..

Diaper (This kid will either have no genitals or no diapers).

Penis Guillotine (ouch, ouch, ouch).

Suck and Swallow (Some where else in private ok?).

And finally,

Harry Potter's Penis (with a tip of the hat to Paolo).

That is all.

tal

More from last month. I'm digging through some stuff.

Things t

talula wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:58 pm hat people type into a search engine and

get to the archive!

Kyle swim team agro cock speedo (I know you didn't want to read the stories.).

She held his balls (she did now did she?).

Crush my balls daughter (Hmmm...).

My husband is a dick (And what are your intentions?).

Suprise smilies (Oh yes, won't they be suprised where you found them?).

Purple sexual frustration (I thought it was blue!).

Crymaker (what is that?).

Broken Jock (emergency room time. Don't look on the internet! Get to a doc!).

Severed cock (Hmmm....).

Castrate me please (No, I will not. Never. Sorry. Well.. you asked nicely).

Dick in the wall (Is that how you do it?).

Nude in school (I went to the wrong school. We all went to the wrong school).

Perfect clit (Cool. Share the photos please?).

Fully clothed pissing (Again, get to a doctor!).

Dinos tag (I think it says "return to the Flintstones?).

Tools for castration (Perhaps a farm catalog would be better).

Penises touching (perhaps a porno site would be better).

Eunuch porn (Good lord! We like our privacy!).

Suck my bitch (no. I never have oral sex with someone I don't know.).

Metoidioplasty (After seeing this site, the poor woman will never ask her doctor).

Red pubic hair (Nope, not red here.).

Penis Numbing (I am sure there are many members here that would be happy to).

Rubber panties (cotton is so much softer.).

and finally.

True (as opposed to false I suppose).

tal

I find it wonderful that someone found Harry Potter's penis here.

I find it disturbing that A-1 could be teaching kindergarten.

As for firecrackers down my pants and micropenis digital photos, let's not go there...remember, I have children in the house...

Thank GOD for Windows 2000 log-on!

There were three odd stories on The DRUDGE Report today

1) Boss Strips naked to interview woman

2) Sneddon: I don't have the photos of Michael Jackson Naked

3) SHOCK: Suspended Kansas abortionist accused of eating fetuses

truth is stranger than fiction!